That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
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50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
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Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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