I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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