It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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