it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Randomize
