I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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