can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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