i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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