Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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