I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
A+ Viking dick
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize
