he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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