It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
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He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
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Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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