she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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