doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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