You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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