People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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