My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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