Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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