16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
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Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
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God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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