I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Randomize
