So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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