I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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