it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
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Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
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Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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