Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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