so that wasnt chicken after all
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
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How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
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We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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