His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
