do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
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Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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