Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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