he shaved USA in his pubs
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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