I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
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In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
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Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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