I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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