new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Please don't give away my fajitas
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