I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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