Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
My life is pants optional.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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