I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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