ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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