I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
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Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
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oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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