office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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