Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
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when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
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I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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