sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
