How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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