Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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