which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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