hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
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The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
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Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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