I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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