At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
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Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
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Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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