i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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