I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
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I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
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When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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