we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
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Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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