Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize