Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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