So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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