"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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