On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
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Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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