The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
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at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
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I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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