is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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