My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
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Your topless pictures make me question reality
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
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I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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