haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
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its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
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I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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