but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
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